i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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