i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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