Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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