Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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