So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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