There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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