At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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