i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
