Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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