But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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