I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
