Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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