I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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