I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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