he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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