did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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