Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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