I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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