He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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