apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange