Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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