if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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