My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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