He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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