We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
