i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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