i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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