it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Let's paint friendship bongs
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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