I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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