It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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