Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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