Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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