It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
pray to the hookup gods
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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