But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We need to get me chipped asap
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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