Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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