Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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