I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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