Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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