I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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