You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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