Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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