I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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