Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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