she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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