Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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