Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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