She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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