does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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