he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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