i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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