I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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