i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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