Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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