How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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